I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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