Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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