If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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