Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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