Me too!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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