For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I love having hate sex.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You are a genius and a whore.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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