So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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