i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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