I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone came in the potted fern
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
