I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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