Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Bring me that man meat
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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