Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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