I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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