Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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