obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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