girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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