I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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