Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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