So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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