can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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