I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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