sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
