We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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