k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So many bounce houses so little time
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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