Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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