just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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