I need help removing her.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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