I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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