I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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