I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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