I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Randomize
