Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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