In the future we'll all be gay
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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