Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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