So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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