tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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