I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
