The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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