I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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