Porn is love you can see.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me + whiskey = a bad person
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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