I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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