i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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