Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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