just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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