what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!