i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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