I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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