She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
