i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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