Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
