Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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