I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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