Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami

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(216): View more from Ohio

there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay

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(513): View more from Ohio

thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

(440): View more from Ohio

its only a rough draft.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(330): View more from Ohio

he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong

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(937): View more from Ohio

And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend

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