Walk of Shame. In a state park.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.