I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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